Genre: MG Fantasy Comedy
Title: Fighting Clichés
Pitch: Brianna wants to star in a Great Author’s novel, but when a cliche adventure comes her way, and she has to ruin the story and survive a war against a necromancer to achieve her dream
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Brianna did not live in a hole in the ground, nor in a massive palace, thank goodness.
She lived in a cottage by the ocean, overlooking white cliffs. Her home bordered the desert, ocean, and forest, putting her in the center of her own world. That gave her a special place to be found by adventurers.
She lived in a cottage by the ocean, overlooking white cliffs. Her home bordered the desert, ocean, and forest, putting her in the center of her own world. That gave her a special place to be found by adventurers.
If someone were to come to her, looking for a journeyer, voyager, adventurer, or hero, they’d come for a specific reason, needing a main character. Thankfully, cliche story holders went to those holes in the ground and palaces, where hopeful teens thought they’d stick out, living as griffons or ogres while wearing too many costumes and too much makeup.
Ever since her fifteenth birthday, Brianna imagined the sounds of living through a war or smells of wild valleys where unicorns trod. Now that she was eligible to be the main character of a young adult novel, she anticipated something mysterious to take place in her life.
As she fed the family camels, she watched her boots for stray photographs of peculiar people in the dust. Nothing met her boots except some twigs and camel manure, as usual, but she kept on hoping.
Of course, she couldn’t dream too much, otherwise she’d be stuck in dating wars for some prince or chasing prophecies, both of which were cliche. And the Great Authors of Novella never wanted to put cliche stories in their collections of their world’s history.
On one particular morning, as Brianna wondered what it would be like to live in a secret society, a strange fellow with a feathered face and yellow boots arrived on their porch.
Brianna stopped between the camel-yard and cottage, staring at the creature. Her mother rushed from the house, wringing her hands in her apron and leaving the door open to let out scents of taffy being made in the kitchen.
Inside, Brianna’s excitement boiled. She bit her lip, to hold back her hope.
No non-human creatures came to Adventuras Island in the world of Novella, unless they wanted to find someone to take on an adventure.
Camels huffed in the back of her ears, nervous. The wind even changed directions. Yes, this has to be my time. My turn to become a hero.
“Dear, sir!” Brianna’s mother called, addressing the feathered-visitor by her usual term for everyone. “Are you lost? Do you need shelter?”
Brianna made her way over to the short creature and her mother.
Her mother’s fingers danced at her side, as if she played an invisible piano… as if she thought this hero-seeker was for her. Brianna couldn’t hold back her scowl. No, mom. This needs to be mine. You’ve already had five adventures.
The feather-faced visitor bowed, tucking both his arms to his chest and revealing some rather curly purple nails that matched his plumaged complexion. “My Lady of the Laughing Forbidden Cliffs, Áirneath, whose eyes are golden and face is like glowing emeralds…”
“Hold it!” Brianna cut in.